By order of the Ministry of Time Travel and Overly Familiarization, all timelines are now subject to infinite deadline extensions.
A special task force of highly trained and highly caffeinated deadline wizards has been deployed to negotiate with the fabric of time itself.
But don't be alarmed, dear citizen! These deadline wizards are armed with the latest in chrono-mitigation technology.
For a small fee, they can:
Don't wait any longer, contact the Deadline Exorcism Agency today! Learn more about our services.
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. May cause time-space continuum instability.