DEADLINE EXTENDED AGAIN

Schedule of Doom

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the deadline has been extended... again.

Here's the revised schedule:

• Monday, 8:00 AM: Panic and frantically send out emails to your clients
• Monday, 9:00 AM: Realize you still have no work done
• Monday, 10:00 AM: Spend 3 hours trying to remember how to use the task list
• Monday, 1:00 PM: Take a 2 hour lunch to contemplate the meaning of life
• Monday, 3:00 PM: Attempt to cram 5 days' worth of work into 3 hours
• Monday, 5:00 PM: Realize you're still behind schedule and need another extension

Don't forget to check theExtension Policy for more information on how to beg for more time.

Also, be sure to visit ourExtension Form to submit your plea for mercy.

And remember, it's not like you have anything better to do with your time, likeProcrastination Central...