Don't bother with actual productivity, focus on perfecting your excuse-making skills instead.
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Cultivate a sense of dread and anxiety, but only on Tuesdays.
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Develop a repertoire of convincing fibs to tell your boss, spouse, or cat.
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Keep a steady supply of coffee beans on hand, and a firehose nearby.
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Train like a sprinter, but without the running.
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