Deadlines are like deadlines, but more so.

Tip 1: Prioritize your procrastination

Don't bother with actual productivity, focus on perfecting your excuse-making skills instead.

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Procrastination Techniques

Tip 2: Learn to love the feeling of impending doom

Cultivate a sense of dread and anxiety, but only on Tuesdays.

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Tuesday Dread

Tip 3: Find a good excuse

Develop a repertoire of convincing fibs to tell your boss, spouse, or cat.

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Fib-tastic Excuses

Tip 4: Stay caffeinated

Keep a steady supply of coffee beans on hand, and a firehose nearby.

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Caffeine Overload

Tip 5: Practice the art of the last-minute sprint

Train like a sprinter, but without the running.

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Sprinting for the Finish Line