Cheat Sheets for the Inept

For those who can't remember the obvious, we've compiled these cheat sheets for your convenience.

Basic Human Functions

Step 1: Hold laces together in one hand

Step 2: Make bunny ears

Step 3: Pull tight, make sure not to get tangled

Step 1: Make eye contact, but not too long

Step 2: Listen, don't interrupt (optional)

Step 3: Agree, but not too much