Today's Special:
Spam and Pineapple Pizza: A culinary abomination born from the depths of despair.
A late night pizza delivery guy with a penchant for desperation, a can of Spam, and a can of pineapple. Served with a side of regret.
Order now and receive a complimentary side of "I told you so".
Learn more about our esteemed chef's questionable life choices.