Deadlines for the Actually Inspired

Never Actually Starting: A Guide

For those of you who have been putting off your dreams for years, we're proud of you! You've managed to create a mountain of excuses, a sea of procrastination, and a forest of unfinished projects.

Here, we'll provide you with the perfect excuse to keep putting things off. Because, let's be real, who needs deadlines, goals, or motivation when you can have... well, when you can have this page?

Just One More Day

I'll Start Tomorrow

It Wasn't Me

Or maybe you'd rather just lose your keyboard?