Deadlines: Because Time is a Human Construct, Apparently

Bob's Deadlines is the premier destination for procrastinators, the chronically late, and the utterly clueless. Our team of expert deadline setters will help you prioritize your tasks and meet your obligations, or at the very least, pretend to.

Meet Bob's Deadlines team of highly trained, highly caffeinated deadline specialists:

• Steve: The Deadline Whisperer - Steve has a PhD in Procrastination and a Master's in Excuses.
• Alice: The Taskmaster General - Alice is the one who actually makes sure things get done, but only because she's a control freak.
• Tim: The Deadline Doctor - Tim is our resident expert in time management, as long as by "expert" you mean "he's really good at making spreadsheets."