You should've been here 3 days ago. Bob's already on island time. He's sipping margaritas and judging your work ethic.
To make it up, we'll let you work from the beach. You can use the company laptop, but don't expect a signal. It's a vacation, not a cubicle.
If you're lucky, Bob might even let you join him for a game of beach volleyball. But only if you finish that report by the end of the week.
Current Deadline: Tomorrow (give or take a few days)