Advanced Oddball Strategies

Strategy 1: The Saboteur-in-Chief Dance

Also known as "The Tinfoil Tango," this strategy involves a complex sequence of hand gestures and awkwardly-timed pirouettes, designed to distract and disrupt the saboteur's carefully laid plans.

Key moves include:

• The Flibbertiger Shuffle: A quick, staccato step sequence meant to disorient the saboteur.
• The Swoosh of Confusion: A sweeping, arcing motion meant to sweep the saboteur off balance.
• The Disco-Dodge: A rapid-fire series of small steps meant to evade the saboteur's attacks.

Practice this strategy in a mirrored room, under the watchful eye of a trained coach.

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