Strategy 2: The Saboteur-in-Chief Doublespeak Bomb

When all else fails, try using doublespeak. It's like a verbal sledgehammer that can leave your colleagues reeling.

Here's how it works:

Repeat back everything the Saboteur-in-Chief says, word for word, but with an extra 'not' thrown in there for good measure.
Example: "We're not going to meet the deadline because we're still waiting on more information." becomes "We're going to meet the deadline not because we're not still waiting on more information."
This will confuse them, and maybe, just maybe, they'll actually start to listen to what you're saying.

But wait, there's more!

You can also use the Saboteur-in-Chief Say Doing Nothing strategy, which involves pretending to agree with them, just to see how long it takes for them to realize you're not actually doing anything.

Or, if you're feeling particularly feisty, you can try the Saboteur-in-Chief Tango Bomb, which involves dancing around them in a circle while shouting 'I'm not here to make friends!' until they call security.