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Strategy 5: The Saboteur in Chief's Bureaucratic Nightmare
Also known as "The Red Tape Rodeo," this strategy involves creating an endless loop of forms, memos, and reports that the Saboteur in Chief will be forced to sign off on.
- Create a fake report on the importance of stapler usage in the workplace.
- Submit a memo demanding a meeting to discuss the merits of the color beige for the new office carpet.
- Request a 10-page form to be filled out in triplicate for every minor accomplishment.
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Strategy 6: The Saboteur in Chief's Sudden Onset of Amnesia