Eliminating the Saboteur in Chief

Step 1: Identify the Saboteur

Locate the source of the chaos and assign a name to the troublemaker.

Example: "The Saboteur-in-Chief, 'Buck' as he's affectionately known."

Step 2: Gather Intel

Collect data on the Saboteur's habits, favorite snacks, and go-to karaoke spots.

Example: "Buck loves to jam to 80s rock and can be bribed with a well-placed bagel."

Step 3: Launch a Stealth Operation

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Step 3: Confront the Saboteur

directly, but be warned: this approach is not recommended.

Step 4: Eliminate the Saboteur (permanently)

Use your gathered intel to outsmart the Saboteur and put an end to the shenanigans.

Example: "Buck was last seen fleeing the scene of the crime with a 'I'm with stupid' hat on his head."

Disclaimer: This guide is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to eliminate any saboteurs without proper training and equipment.