Step 1: Identify the Saboteur
Locate the source of the chaos and assign a name to the troublemaker.
Example: "The Saboteur-in-Chief, 'Buck' as he's affectionately known."
Step 2: Gather Intel
Collect data on the Saboteur's habits, favorite snacks, and go-to karaoke spots.
Example: "Buck loves to jam to 80s rock and can be bribed with a well-placed bagel."
Step 3: Launch a Stealth Operationor
Step 3: Confront the Saboteurdirectly, but be warned: this approach is not recommended.
Step 4: Eliminate the Saboteur (permanently)
Use your gathered intel to outsmart the Saboteur and put an end to the shenanigans.
Example: "Buck was last seen fleeing the scene of the crime with a 'I'm with stupid' hat on his head."
Disclaimer: This guide is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to eliminate any saboteurs without proper training and equipment.