The Saboteur 1: Our Founder and Original Menace

Meet the mastermind behind our team's chaos and mayhem. Our first and most infamous saboteur, "Saboteur 1", has been causing problems since day one.

With a reputation for destroying perfectly good ideas, Saboteur 1 has earned the respect (or fear) of our team. Their motto: "If it ain't broke, break it."

When not busy dismantling our project management tools, Saboteur 1 can be found sipping coffee and plotting the next big disaster.

Notable Sabotages:

• Deleted 90% of our codebase in a single day
• Caused a 3-day power outage by spilling Jell-O in the server room
• Misused 17 different types of glue to "secure" 3 critical systems

Meet our team's Saboteur 2: The One Who Thinks Saboteur 1 is a Role Model

Saboteur 1's Repertoire of Mischief: A Gallery of our Saboteur's Greatest Hits

Why We Love Our Saboteur: In Defense of the Most Hated Member of Our Team