Meet Saboteur 3, our resident saboteur extraordinaire. Despite having a PhD in Sabotage, they still managed to blow up their own toaster.
Despite their best efforts, Saboteur 3 still managed to sabotage their own lunch, resulting in a 5-minute cleanup of spilled soup.
When asked for comment, Saboteur 3 said, "Hey, it's not my fault! I was just trying to 'accidentally' on purpose... I mean, I'm not a saboteur, it's just a... a... uh, a... thing."