It's a beautiful day to pretend! Today, we're going to pretend to agree with the Saboteur-in-Chief, the master of all things pretend.
But don't worry, we're not actually agreeing to anything. That would be too much like actual agreements, and we can't be bothered with those.
Learn more about the Saboteur-in-Chief and their impressive collection of pretend agreements.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Pretend Agreements Generator and see what kind of ridiculous things you can agree to in public.