The Great Lunch Heist of 2023

It was a dark and stormy night in the office. The boss had just finished a grueling meeting, and all anyone could think about was the free lunch that was supposed to be in the break room. But little did anyone know, a master thief was lurking in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

The Saboteur-in-Chief, known only by their alias "The Desk Thief," had been planning this heist for weeks. They had been casing the joint, studying the security cameras, and timing the lunchroom's ventilation system. They knew exactly when the boss would be distracted, and exactly which sandwich would be the perfect score.

The plan was set in motion. The thief slipped into the break room, dodged the security guard, and snatched the prize. But as they made their escape, they were caught by the IT department, who had been alerted by an anonymous email from an "inside source."

Turns out, it was just Karen from HR. She had been trying to get out of doing actual work, and saw the lunch heist as the perfect excuse. The Saboteur-in-Chief was caught, the lunch was recovered, and Karen was... well, let's just say she was given a stern talking-to.

Learn more about the Saboteur-in-Chief's checkered past, or find out why Karen from HR was so invested in taking down the Saboteur-in-Chief.