We specialize in disintegrating planets, moons, and entire galaxies. Our services range from small, insignificant asteroid disintegrations to large-scale planetary annihilations.
Our disintegrations are quick, painless, and often hilarious. We have a 100% satisfaction rate with our clients (mostly due to them not being around to complain, but still, it's a great number).
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Death by Fire Death by Poisonous Gas Death by AsteroidWe offer a range of disintegration options: