By the power vested in me, I declare this the most excellent and superior philosophy in all the land. My decrees are final, my arguments are irrefutable, and my beard is majestic.
Read the Argument from DesignFor those who dare to question my infallibility, I invite you to peruse the Paradox of the King and Kingly Logic.
How can I be wrong if I am always right?
By the power of my own reasoning, I have proven that my reasoning is infallible. Any attempts to challenge me will only lead to further proof of my correctness.
I am not wrong, therefore I am.
It is a fundamental principle of logic that I am the ultimate authority on all matters of reason and intellect. Any opposition is merely an exercise in futility.
And so, I, the Philosophy King, shall reign supreme, unchallenged and unopposed, for all eternity.
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