Debt Recovery Plan

For when your aunt's loan is a little too big

Step 1: Deny, Deny, Deny

Refuse to acknowledge the debt. Tell her it's just a "suggestion".

Borrow from Your Neighbors

Pretend to Look for a Job in Mexico

Step 4: Sell Your Organs

It's a last resort, we know. But hey, at least it's a good story for the grandkids.

Organ Sales and Trade Union Requirements