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Debt Recovery Techniques for the Discerning Adult

Welcome to the most exciting guide on recovering from debt. We've got some tips and tricks to make you laugh, cry, and eventually, pay off that pesky credit card debt.

Technique 1: Put on a Birth Suit - A classic.
Technique 2: Sell Your Children - A new twist on an old favorite.
Technique 3: Barter for Food - Because who needs a social life, anyway?
Technique 4: Accuse Your Neighbors of Stealing Your Identity - A surefire way to get them back on their toes!

Don't forget to check out our Advanced Debt Recovery Techniques for more... creative solutions.

Debt Recovery Techniques for the Discerning Adult

Disclaimer: We are not actually financial advisors. Or, you know, sane. Don't try this at home.