Except instead of busting you for your crimes, they bust you for your syntax errors.
Like, 'You're going downtown for this nasty ol' console.log("Error: You're doing it wrong!");!'
Or, 'We've got a Code Red, Code Red, we've got a Code Red!'
So, you better watch your step, or you'll be singing the Singing from the Stalls.
Or, you know, just don't. Because, honestly, we don't really have a Department of No Justice.