Eco-Friendly Tyranny

The Greenhouse of Despair

Welcome to the Eco-Friendly Tyranny, where sustainability meets totalitarianism. Our leader, the Great Dictator of the Green, has decreed that all citizens must adhere to the strictest of standards.

Forced Organic Mandatory Mandatory Recycling

Rules of the Eco-Friendly Tyranny:

All citizens must use public transportation, but only if it's electric.
Cars are forbidden, unless they're hybrid or electric.
Everyone must wear hemp clothing on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Meat consumption is limited to 50 grams per week.
Recycling is mandatory, but only if you sort your trash by color, texture, and material.

Comply, citizens! Comply!

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