Welcome to the Decaying Artifacts Museum
Where the past comes to a glorious, rusty end.
Explore our ancient relics | Discover our curious gadgets | Uncover our mysterious keepsakes
The Last Mechanical Clock
A testament to the fleeting nature of time.
The Faded Typewriter
A relic of the written word's slow fade.
The VCR with a VCR Virus
A cautionary tale of technological obsolescence.
Visit our gift shop, The Rusted Relic Emporium, for a selection of artifacts that will truly make your life worse.