Are you tired of being seen as the "fun guy" in relationships? Do you want to level up to " slightly-Okay Person" status? Look no further! This guide will walk you through the ancient art of deception, carefully curated for the modern romantic landscape.
Learn to master the art of leaving out the important stuff. You know, the good stuff. Like your crippling anxiety, your love of 3am Netflix binge-watches, and your extensive collection of antique teapots. Trust us, your partner will thank you.
Master the ancient art of telling only 90% of the truth. The other 10%? That's between you and your therapist. Or your partner, if you're feeling extra daring.
Learn to redirect the conversation with ease. Distract, deflect, and divert your partner's attention away from the impending doom of your relationship. It's a delicate art, but trust us, it's worth it.
(Disclaimer: We're not actually professionals. We're just making this up as we go along. Don't sue us. Or do. We're kinda curious about the paperwork.)