Deception Techniques: Deflecting with Adoptive Aggression

A Guide to Blaming Others while Appearing Assertive

When in a situation where you're about to get caught in the act, try deflecting with adoptive aggression. It's a delicate balance between appearing assertive while shifting the focus away from your own misdeeds.

Here are some tips to help you master this art:

• Accuse others of the very thing you're doing
• Use a tone that's both aggressive and adoptive, like a mix of a growl and a hug
• Blame the system, or the wind, or the coffee machine
• Make sure to smile, but not too brightly, or it'll look like you're trying too hard

Remember, it's all about misdirection, folks! A good deflection can save your skin in more situations than a well-placed 'I'm sorry.'

For more advanced techniques, check out Advanced Deception Techniques.

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