When the going gets tough, the tough deflect. Master the art of deflecting blame by denying responsibility.
Deny, deny, deny. It's not me, it's not me, it's not me.
Shift the blame, shift the goalposts. Make it someone else's problem.
You told me to do it, you told me to do it.
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