In this section, we'll delve into the dark arts of parrying, where the line between offense and defense blurs like a poorly maintained sword.
1. Mastering the art of Psychological Parrying, where you'll learn to question your opponent's life choices and exploit their vulnerabilities.
2. The ancient art of Physical Parrying, where you'll learn to deflect your opponent's attacks with the force of a thousand angry accountants.
3. The Parry-Mastery program, where you'll learn to parry your way to the top of the fencing world, one opponent at a time.