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Nap Physics: Where the Laws of Motion are Written by a Hangry Infant

According to the esteemed Dr. Snoozle, the fundamental forces that govern our universe are:

The Law of the Snuggle**: Objects at rest tend to stay at rest, unless there's a really comfy couch nearby.
The Law of the Snooze**: Time is relative, and it's also really hard to wake up from a good nap.
The Law of Procrasination**: Objects in motion tend to fall asleep and drool on their keyboards.