Welcome to Deciduous for Sorrow, where we specialize in providing the most excellent, yet soul-crushingly terrible, customer service experience in all of Overpaid Employees land!
Our team of highly trained, yet emotionally checked-out customer service representatives are here to help you with any questions or concerns you may have, but let's be real, you're probably going to end up talking to our AI chatbot, B.O.B., who's really just a fancy script with a bad attitude.
Don't worry, though, we're not as bad as those guys. Okay, maybe we are, but at least we don't charge you for the privilege of talking to us!