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Libra: Expect a 50% chance of scattered showers and 100% chance of dramatic flair.
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Mars is in the third house, and Jupiter is in the fifth. Don't worry, it's just a phase.
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Expect scattered showers and gusty winds in the Andromeda galaxy this quarter.
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