Deciphering the Daily Grind: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind

Chapter 1: Coffee is Not the Enemy (But Also Probably is)

It's 8:00 AM. The sun has not risen. The birds are silent. All you have to do is make it to 9:00 AM without screaming.

Little known fact: 80% of people who make it to 9:00 AM without screaming are secretly geniuses.

But don't worry, friend, we've got you covered. Here's a step-by-step guide to deciphering the daily grind:

1. Step 1: Wake up. Caffeine Injections
2. Step 2: Stare blankly at the wall for 10 minutes. Staring as a Lost Art
3. Step 3: Eat a bowl of cereal. Sugary Salvations
4. Step 4: Repeat steps 2-3 ad infinitum.

And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to deciphering the daily grind.

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