You are a highly trained, highly caffeinated bureaucrat, tasked with making crucial decisions that will change the course of history. But, as you stare at the infinite options, your mind becomes a tangled mess of bureaucratic jargon and existential dread. You've been staring at this screen for hours, your eyes dry, your soul weary.
Action A: Fill out form 27B-1a, in triplicate, and submit it to the Ministry of Red Tape.
Action B: Call the Bureaucratic Hotline (1-800-REGULUS-ONE) for guidance.
Action C: Abandon all hope, and surrender to the abyss of bureaucratic despair.
Remember: there is no Option 3.