Welcome to the infinite loop of options and paradoxes! It's time to choose wisely.
You are currently at Decision 1a, where you must decide whether to go left or right. The fate of the multiverse depends on it.
Go left, into the land of certain doom. | Go right, into the land of probable doom.
But wait, there's more! If you're feeling really adventurous, you can try the secret door that only appears every 4th Thursday.