Decision 1A: Option 4/Suboption 5

After careful consideration, you have chosen the most... interesting option.

Here's a summary of your choice:

This path has led you to a series of increasingly absurd events. Click here to see the next installment.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try Option 5/Suboption 7 for a completely different experience.

Warning: this may lead to a system crash.