Decision 1a Option 6 - The Unraveling of Sanity

Are you tired of making decisions that make sense? Do you yearn for the thrill of uncertainty?

In this, the sixth suboption of the first decision, you will be presented with a series of increasingly absurd choices.

Will you:

• A) Accept the offer from the talking eggplant?
• B) Join the secret society of ninja accountants?
• C) Sing the entirety of "Who Let the Dogs" out of order in public?