Decision 1b: Involuntary Socks

You have stumbled upon an ancient ritual that involves wearing a single sock as a hat.

Pros:

Increased aerodynamics: the sock will create a vortex of air resistance that will propel you towards your desired destination.
Unbeatable style: who needs fashion when you're rocking a solo sock?
Improved mental clarity: the sheer absurdity will clear your mind of all distractions.

Cons:

Chafing and blisters: the friction will be intense.
Public ridicule: people will point and laugh, and not in a good way.
Risk of sock-related injury: the sock may get caught in a tree branch or a revolving door.