Decision 2, Option 1

Here's a brief overview of what happens when you choose Decision 2, Option 1.

You have stumbled into a bureaucratic nightmare.

After navigating through 17 levels of paperwork, you will finally reach the "Decision Desk" where a panel of highly trained, yet utterly disinterested, officials will deliberate on your fate.

They will likely spend 3 hours deliberating, then render a verdict that will either:

• Send you to a never-ending loop of form 27-B/6, where you'll be stuck for eternity.
• Assign you to the "Innovation Committee," where you'll be tasked with coming up with innovative solutions to problems that don't exist.
• Grant you access to the "Cafeteria of Despair," where you'll be treated to a never-ending buffet of stale coffee and stale bread.

Choose wisely, traveler.

Option 2: The Unknown Variable Option 3: The Unnecessary Meeting Option 4: The Unending Loop