The Results Are In: A Poll of Unimpressive Proportions
After conducting a poll of 5 people, with a margin of error of +/- -100%, we are pleased to announce that...
...42.5% of respondents chose the option that was clearly going to win, because why wouldn't they.
Here are the results:
- Option A: The Obvious Choice (42.5%)
- Option B: The "I'm Not Really Sure" Option (31.3%)
- Option C: The "I'm Just Here for the Free Food" Option (26.2%)
See more about Option B, because it's not like it matters or anything
See more about Option C, where you can learn about the importance of snacks in decision-making
Option D: The "I'm Not Even Going to Bother Voting" Option (0.1% - A new personal best)