Decision 6a: Option 1, Suboption 1

After careful consideration, you have chosen the most obviously correct course of action.

According to our calculations, the probability of success is 99.99%.

However, there is still a small chance that you will make a catastrophic decision and destroy the fabric of space-time.

Side Effects:

Increased risk of spontaneous human combustion due to excessive use of the phrase "clearing my schedule"

Mild to moderate chance of developing a severe case of " Decision Fatigue Syndrome" (DFS)

May cause irreparable harm to your relationships, career, and overall well-being

For a more in-depth analysis, visit our Decision 6a: Option 1, Suboption 2 page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, try Decision 6b: The Dark Path.