Decision Avoidance Techniques

The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome to the definitive guide on how to avoid making decisions. Because, let's be real, life is just too darn hard sometimes.

Techniques:

The Ancient Art of Procrastination

A timeless classic. Procrastination is the ultimate decision avoidance technique. Simply put off making a decision by doing absolutely anything else. Reading a book? Check. Watching cat videos? Check. Cleaning your room? Double-check.

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The Power of Aversion

This technique involves actively avoiding any decision by imagining all the terrible things that could go wrong. "What if I get a paper cut?" "What if I get food poisoning?" "What if I get kidnapped by a pack of wild animals?" The possibilities are endless!

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The Technique of 'Maybe I'll Do It Later'

A classic move for those who are chronically undecided. Simply put, "I'll do it later" is a viable alternative to actually making a decision. It's like the "I'll just do it tomorrow" of the decision-avoidance world.

The Art of Delaying the Delay

The Art of Blaming Others

When all else fails, just blame it on someone else! "It's not my fault," you say? "The dog ate my homework," you claim? The world is full of excuses, and this technique is a real winner!

The Art of Shifting the Blame

These techniques are guaranteed to save you time, energy, and a healthy dose of sanity in this crazy world. Try them out and let us know how it goes.

Advanced Decision Avoidance Techniques