Rule 1: The Dice Are Not Optional

You will roll the dice. There is no debate, no discussion, no exceptions.

What Are the Odds?

Rule 2: The Dice Must Be Rolled in a Sealed Environment

Our testing chamber is equipped with a state-of-the-art, high-security seal. The dice must be rolled within this chamber, and any attempts to roll them outside will be met with dire consequences.

Penalty for Cheating

Rule 3: The Dice Must Not Be Rolled by Anyone with a History of Dice Trauma Penalty of the Dice: The Consequences of Failure

The Penalty of the Dice: Consequences of Failure

Penalty 1: Loss of All Remaining Dye

If you fail to roll the dice, you will be stripped of all remaining dye. Your clothes will lose their vibrancy, your food will taste like cardboard, and your existence will be reduced to a dull, monochrome existence.

Loss of All Skill

Penalty 2: Forced Watching of Infinite YouTube Videos Loss of All Skill: The Consequences of Incompetence

Losing All Skill: The Consequences of Incompetence

You Will Watch an Infinite Loop of "What Do You Meme? Loss of All Skill: The Consequences of Incompetence

The Endless Loop of "What Do You Meme?"