A condition where you can't make any decisions because you're paralyzed by too many options. Welcome to Decision-itis, where the only thing more plentiful than options is your frustration.
You've got a big decision to make, huh? Well, don't worry, we've got you covered. Our team of expert Decision-itis specialists will help you navigate the endless possibilities and find the perfect solution.
Analysis Paralysis is a closely related condition. If you're experiencing symptoms of both, please seek help immediately.
Or maybe just click here to learn some fancy procrastination techniques.
Or if all else fails, just call your mom and let her deal with it.