Step 1: Recognize That You're Probably Wrong
It's okay, it's okay! We've all been there. The key is to acknowledge your mistakes and learn from them. Like that time you thought pineapple belonged on pizza.
Subpages: Acknowledging Your Prophets
Step 2: Gather Information (or Just Make It Up)
Google it. Ask a friend. Call your mom (but only if she's on the phone with someone else, so you can pretend it's a surprise call to catch them off guard). Don't be afraid to fabricate some facts, either – we won't judge you (much).
Subpages: Fact-Checking Techniques (aka Making It Up As You Go)
Step 3: Make a Decision (or Just Roll a Die)
Flipping a coin, drawing straws, or using the ancient art of dice-ination are all valid methods of decision-making. Just don't blame us when the outcome is, well, less than ideal.
Subpages: Decision-Making Games (for When It All Goes Wrong)