Technique 2: The Chronomancer's Guide to Time Travel

A step-by-step guide to navigating the timestream with style.

Step 1: Find a suitable time portal. Look for a glowing portal that smells like freshly baked cookies.

Step 2: Perform the Time Dancer's Wiggle Dance. This involves wiggling your hips in a 3:4 ratio.

Step 3: Shout "I'm a Chronomancer!" at the top of your lungs while performing the Time Warp Shuffle.

Step 4: Write a poem about the intricacies of chrono-displacement. This will help you focus your mind.

Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until you reach your desired destination.

Remember, time travel is all about style and panache. Don't just jump through time, waltz through it.

Want to see some examples of our time travelers in action? Check it out!

Or, if you're feeling brave, try Technique 3: The Time Warp Tunnel for a more... extreme experience.