Fate Prophets: Dream Interpretation for Beginners

Are you tired of living in a world without meaning? Do you yearn to understand the hidden messages in your subconscious's secret messages?

Look no further, friend, for we have the most basic, most rudimentary, most utterly useless guide to dream interpretation on the internet!

Here's the deal: just pick a number between 1-5, and we'll tell you what it means:

1. The Number: What It Really Means

3. The Number: What It Probably Means

4. The Number: What It Definitely Does Not Mean (But We'll Pretend It Does)

5. The Number: What It Clearly, Undoubtedly, and Without-A-Doubt Means (But Only If You're a True Seer)

Choose wisely, friend!