Welcome to the most efficient, most effective, most most decision making process the world has ever seen! Our patented 2.0 methodology is a game-changer.
Step 1: The first step in our process involves identifying the problem. Or, you know, not really.
Because, let's be real, the problem's probably not that big of a deal. Or is it?
Proceed to Step 2: Gather Data (But Not Too Much)Step 2: Once you've decided that there might be a problem, it's time to gather information. But don't overdo it, we want to keep things simple.
So, just grab whatever's lying around on the floor and hope for the best.
Proceed to Step 3: Make a Decision (Sort Of)