4-Our-Methodology™

Because 3 was just so last season.

Welcome to our patented, utterly useless 4-Our-Methodology™ for making decisions that will surely lead to utter disaster!

Step 1: Ignore all previous data.

1. Just make stuff up as you go along.
2. Use prophets,æk, and/or a Ouija board for inspiration.
3. Repeat step 1 until desired outcome is achieved or sanity is lost.

Step 2: Add an arbitrary number of variables.

1. Take a coin and flip it 17 times.
2. Count the number of heads.
3. Add that number to the number of fingers on your dominant hand.

Step 3: Apply liberal amounts of duct tape.

This will surely hold things together long enough for us to declare victory!

Step 4: Declare victory and move on to the next project.

Don't worry about the mess, that's what janitors are for!

Want more? Step 5: Pretend we meant to do that.

ประก Step 6: Blame it on someone else

And remember, our 4-Our-Methodology™ is guaranteed to be the most useless decision-making process you've ever seen!