5 Sudden Snaps: The Definitive Guide

Because Who Needs Common Sense, Anyway?

By Bertie the Unwise | About the Author

Chapter 1: Snap 1 - "I Have a Great Idea!"

Don't bother asking questions, just snap your fingers and shout, "I have a great idea!"

Example:

"I'm going to build a rollercoaster to the moon!"

Next Chapter: Snap 2 - "I've Changed My Mind!"

Chapter 2: Snap 2 - "I've Changed My Mind!"

Flip-flopping like a fish in a fish bowl.

Example:

"I was going to build a rollercoaster, but now I'm building a spaceship!"

Next Chapter: Snap 3 - "I've Forgotten What I Was Saying!"

Chapter 3: Snap 3 - "I've Forgotten What I Was Saying!"

Just stare off into space and hope for the best.

Example:

"I was building a spaceship, but now I'm... um...

Next Chapter: Snap 4 - "I've Decided to Take a Nap!"

Chapter 4: Snap 4 - "I've Decided to Take a Nap!"

Because adulting is hard, and so are decisions.

Example:

"I was going to build a time machine, but now I'm just going to take a nap."

Next Chapter: Snap 5 - "I've Decided to Eat Pizza for Dinner... Every Night!"

Chapter 5: Snap 5 - "I've Decided to Eat Pizza for Dinner... Every Night!"

A choice so wise, so bold, so delicious.

Example:

"Because pizza is the answer to all life's questions."

Or, you know, just because.

And Now for Something Extra...?