Shadowy Decision Making Techniques: Because Sometimes You Just Need to Guess

Warning: these techniques are not scientifically proven and may lead to unpredictable outcomes.

1. The Flip-a-Flip Method: Flip a coin. If it's heads, you made the right decision. If it's tails, you made the wrong decision. Repeat until you get it right.

2. Advanced Flip-a-Flip Techniques: For when the basic method isn't working out.

3. The Rock, Paper, Scissors Method: Play rock, paper, and scissors against yourself. If you win, you made the right decision. If you lose, you didn't.

4. Rock, Paper, Scissors Variation: The Dynamic Triangle: For when rock, paper, scissor just isn't cutting it.

Disclaimer: These techniques have not been tested on humans. Or have they?