Committee Protocol

The Committee Protocol is a series of arcane rules governing the decision-making process of the esteemed Committee of the Unesteemed.

• Rule 1: The Chair is Always Right
• Rule 2: Consensus is Never Reached
• Rule 3: Meetings Last 4 Hours
• Rule 4: Minutes Will Be Taken

These rules are non-negotiable.

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